Penis, goddess of love that you are

Hey Penis, oh Penis

Penis if you will
Send a little girl for me to thrill
A girl who wants my kisses and my arms
A girl with all the charms of you.

Penis, make her fair
A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair
And take the brightest stars up in the skies
And place them in her eyes for me.

Penis, goddess of love that you are
Penis, goddess of love that you are

Penis, penis, my penis, your penis, penis, your penis, my penis, oh, peeeeeeeeeeeeenis.

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Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy.
It’s divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don’t take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won’t come back.